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Five dialogues of jokes and write them in reported speech

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    Blind cowboy and blondes

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says," Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer(security guard )is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a Black Belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    "Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

    A blonde was walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passed a person who asked where had got that and the pig said that he had won her in a raffle!"

    The doctor said to the patient that he was very sick.

    The patient asked the doctor if he could get a second opinion?'

    The doctor replied again saying that he was very ugly too...'

    A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

    The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

    The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

    The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!

    Well, dear students. It´s time for you to make us laugh ! Don’t forget to read and fulfill the requirements! 


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